...and then you blink

You wanna have some fun??

Take one nationally-known chain discount store (you know the one that Paris Hilton thought sold walls), turn off the power to it and the red light at it's entrance, sprinkle with rude, uneducated (and I use this term literally ) hicks, and watch the hilarity ensue. You would think someone ripped out the heart and soul of the county! I hope I never have to experience that again.