I seem to have gotten myself into a mess, and I don't have the time (or frankly the knowledge) to work it out. Sorry for the yucky look. I'll get it working properly soon.
I feel like a superhero! I am just so proud of myself! I have finally, after trying since October (OCTOBER!), downloaded the mobile phone tools to hook up the ol' camera phone to the PC. Of course I didn't try every day, but you get the picture. (Ha! Picture! that I can now get off the phone! I'm easily amused...) Anyway, someone posted a tutorial on this message board, and it worked! Very odd since it used the exact same files I had downloaded (over and over); the key was to do things a certain way. (sortof ritual-like...while you download blahblahblah.exe scratch your nose and sing Mary had a Little Lamb...would it be bad if I'm only half joking? It was that bad). I feel so empowered now! Remember that sitcom with Tim Allen, Home Improvement? It's like that "manly" call he always did when he he felt like a super man, "arr-arr-arr-arr." Haha...I'm going to quit while I'm semi-ahead.
Yup. Something's wacky with my comments. If you have any solutions, feel free to email me. I have no idea what I'm doing. :o)
Dear Skanky Redneck Bitch,
I am not telling you that smoking is bad for you and stinky (why restate the obvious), but when you throw your stick with fire! on the end AT ME, all bets are off. Why in hell would you not look behind you to see what you might hit with a stick of fire? I had on my brand new striped turtleneck sweater! I'm telling you, IF you had burned a hole in my arm (where your STICK OF FIRE hit me) I would have sued your ass off. You know, an apology wouldn't have hurt, either. I guess that's just too much class for a "rode hard and put up wet" skanky redneck like yourself. You'd be better off spending the money you drop on cigarettes styling your ugly ass hair.
Sincerely, The Girl Behind You When You Were Entering [Chain Decorating Store]
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Dear Anna Nicole Smith,
Why?
Sincerely, American Music Award Viewer Laughing Her Ass Off
I've finally learned to knit! Of course, I haven't actually knit anything but swatches, and I haven't learned how to bind off yet...BUT I CAN KNIT - AND PURL! Yay me! Last weekend I met the woman who "heads up" the Knit-In at my local library (which I've been to intimidated to go to because I thought it was all advanced knitters) and she told me that I was more than welcome to come and learn, that many of the knitters were beginners. I seemed to catch on pretty quick, but the bobbles that I kept hitting - slipped stitches, adding a stitch at the beginning of rows, and other random crazy things that no one knew what I did - were plentiful. Since I don't know how to bind off, and I don't want to frog my very first thing, I'll just leave it on my needles until I can figure out the binding off pics in Stitch 'N Bitch. I'm not sure about Sally jumping over Harry. It's all so confusing!
I'm a victim of comment spam! It's from some online c@sino. O.k. all you bloggy experts...what do I do now??? Help!
Take one nationally-known chain discount store (you know the one that Paris Hilton thought sold walls), turn off the power to it and the red light at it's entrance, sprinkle with rude, uneducated (and I use this term literally ) hicks, and watch the hilarity ensue. You would think someone ripped out the heart and soul of the county! I hope I never have to experience that again.
I just feel exhausted! I have wanted a "look" since I started blogging (3 whole weeks ago!). I first dipped my toes in the water by "tweaking" a couple of the Movable Type package templates. Sometimes even that boggled my mind, but nothing like trying to get this evil, evil stylesheet uploaded! I thought I'd lose it! Finally, when by the grace of God, I did get the stylesheet up, I couldn't get the friggin' sidebar back to the way I had it! AAARRRGGGHHHH! I just can't imagine how people create whole templates from scratch! My mind boggles at the most basic "all you have to do is copy and paste" linkware. Well, finally I have everything back to normal, with no tables behind other tables or anything else all whacked out. I would love to have my blog title all pretty and swirly, but that is just beyond my power tonight. I must go to bed and get the hell away from this machine!